Even a minuscule amount is highly toxic. 

The property is in Arizona, so we're avoiding anything prickly and trying to add only non-toxic plants to pets.Does anyone have language around this that they'd be willing to share?

Not all is toxic.

@James ThomasYou could also invest in syndications which are more passive, and most likely less risk if you’re on the other side of the planet.

All that said, one thing we learned the past couple of years is people can work from almost anywhere on the planet now. 

Just about everything on this planet has a life expectancy and everything inside and outside a home has a life expectancy.

I'm finding many other companies doing the same - like FL is toxic or something. 

You are comparing the 5th largest economy on the planet with the best weather, most resources and largest population of highly educated and wealthy people with elite universities to Sears,  a great company destroyed by a Goldman Sachs bean counter who overthought everything.  

Facebook Marketplace is the biggest waste of time on the planet.

This never happened and the second male tenant left due to the toxic environment caused by the married couple.