Just some food for thought 

“Yes can you please move you’re truck from my driveway, I need to get in my garage.”

When I bought it someone had hit a brick wall with a truck and the resulting hole was covered by plywood. 

I have excellent credit, make about 75k/year with no OT, no other debt than my truck payment, and I have about 50k to put down.  

And lastly,  find a good app to get food delivered when your kitchen is down! 

I had a piece of it and a piece of laminate in the back of my truck for over 6 months, the vinyl looked brand new, the laminate was in pretty bad shape. 

They just need a place to sleep, cook their food and do their laundry. 

Next I would change your analysis, because houses are not bulk foods; people don't pay for them by the square foot, especially when they are that big. 

The government has subsidized these food premiums for years, but every year one hears rumors of the subsidy being lifted. this is the REAL scare of purchasing any property that is not on stilts.  

With a lot of brains no showers, limited time for food or bathroom brakes you will be just like me.