I checked into it and it's too rich for my blood.

You just need to convert your LPs form blood relatives, to friends. 

Stuff like this boils my blood and idk how universities get away with pretty much creating a monopoly on student housing. 

Investment properties is really what excites me and gets my blood pumping. 

@Nick Schulze the VA guidelines specifically state that "gift funds" must originate from a blood relative (father, son, etc) or a spouse.  

The exception here is that if your business partner is related to you by blood (as long as they are not selling you the house as well)

She has had a tough winter, I know because I have heard stories during inspection, etc. and I have seen the proof of 16 stitches on her head from falling due to high blood pressure. 

There is an exception for blood relatives.

@Brian KelleyHeres a reminder that ought to lower your blood pressure: If you lived there for 2 out of the last five years, you can exclude the first $250K of gain if you are single, or $500K of gain if you are married.

I live in Naples, FL but this area is too rich for my blood.