I'm basically 50/50 right now between real estate (accurate equity assessment) and stocks (index funds/401k, roth IRA etc).

Stock and bond markets are taking the inflation news with zero grains of salt.

I thought they were kidding but were dead serious.

We are closing in on the dead line for lead based paint inspections for rental dwelling units...."

Don't know anything about them but per my calculations they are taking 27.2% of the capital appreciation on the New Braunfels deal at the end per their projections which seem optimistic in this oversupplied environment, (Austin MSA with largest new multi-family projects coming out this year in the country ,8% of total existing stock and already seeing rent rate declines of near 10%in the city so far) and they are taking a big chunk of the monthly cash on cash as the preferred payouts for their 3 different classes are well below the projected cash on cash total.

I'm selling my apartment furniture in Tucson, AZ from my airbnb for a 2 bedroom / 2 bath, this includes a full living room, bar stools for the kitchen, a fully stocked kitchen, and laundry room.

It seems like I keep running into a dead end with this question.

Could have done better in the stock market with no work.  

She did say something about removing the dead body before we got there...

For $4.00 and a little peanut butter you can set 6 or 7 of the snap ones and check them over the next 3 days and all done.Pros:Cheap, Doesn't leave dead mice in walls to smell for a week before it dissipates, can move out of range of kids and pets, no poison in your house, Quick resultsCons:Kind of nasty to clean up afterGood luck