Optimizing the price and scheduling, especially across multiple platforms can be very challenging.  

If you optimize for sellers will cash buyers find you or will they find your content relevant for them.

Certainly not the optimal solution (and I agree with David's suggestion going forward) but it can be helpful to at least get the deal done, especially if you're still negotiating terms with your business partner when the closing should occur.

Now I just need to plan out with my accountant when will be the optimal time for me to die

I am working to put together an optimal suite of the best software available. 

I was trying to justify that I wasn't walking into a blackhole, and I appreciate the optimism.

I couldn't afford a large down payment, and for that matter, a down payment at all.Thus, it seems like my optimal situation is to find a congenial retired couple who are willing to owner finance with little to no down.

I didn't add the expenses higher or adjust any numbers, i just entered the data as is in an optimal environment first.thanks, let me know if you would buy and why you would or wouldnt!

From what I see, if you can optimize your listing on these STR channels, you can rent out consistently and can make much more than a traditional LTR.Any advice is much appreciated.Thanks!

You may want to hire a smart pro that can not only optimize your asking rent, but save you from many other landlording pitfalls ;-)