The notion that inflation is zero is false; the cost of education is twice what it was 10 years ago, the cost of milk, cheese, cars etc.Would we ever accept a 0 net return on investments we make?

Or if you prefer, a Nothing Burger. 

Don't be afraid of putting some cheese on a cutting board with a couple of glass of wine on the counter for the photo, that's staging.

Their hands are so soft, the cows give zee best milk, le bonne beurre, and zee cheese my neighbor makes, they are superb, perfect!

Just like so many gig workers (Uber drivers, e.g.) who never add up their real expenses to find they're only making $9.50/hr with no health insurance and a massively depreciating asset.The world needs competently educated people to work in a civil society, not a bunch of people who think they're entrepreneurs but can't find anyone to just hang drywall, flip burgers, mop floors, or teach their kids.

I keep trying to convince my relatives to get out of there but they apparently prefer the craziness and "easy" access to In-n-Out Burgers.

They complain about how expensive rent is ($550 a month in this case) but refuse to leave their minimum-wage job at Burger King for one of the many jobs available that pay better.

we made moose head cheese for him, I work at the airport where the show flying wild Alaska  was centered, cut up a moose on camera for them. 

This prevents five friends from pooling their Burger King money together and turning a house into a party zone.

The current countertops are green, like moldy cheese green!