buyer is in solitary confinement and cannot close until they finish their sentence" I might just be seeing a theme here.

There's probably 2-4 pieces of artwork on every wall in a house.My artwork theme? 

I've also met some of my greatest friends here on BP, and they were at my wedding a few months ago..

I was in the weddings for two licensed guys I went to college with and lived with over the years, I get support for that stuff readily but still think Im a better judge of value than either of them in my market and only call them to confirm things and occasionally help me justify adjustments or pick apart someone else's work.

We have a meetup on the 3rd Wed of the month in Lake Forest if you're interested. 

Restaurant is lunch dinner sushi/Asian so fits martial art theme.

You can also borrow from it for your kids college fund, wedding, first car, etc.  

At the end of March I'm going to a wedding in Tucson AZ, and am planning to turn it into a vacation by heading to California from there.

This has been a common theme as of lately here north of Boston Massachusetts.

You're welcome to attend the event that I'm hosting this Wed in Woburn.