Columbus will be your best bet if you want the growth.

Tons of rating factors that impact the price from one property to another.I say this without even considering coverage, service, and what you might want as there are usually choices to be made.Your best bet is to work with an independent agent that can provide advice along with multiple options for every scenario so that you can find the best value in each situation.

fresh real-time data is ESSENTIAL if you want you and your investors to stay ahead of the curve and know trends before they are widely spread, which in turn will make your investors happy which will make you look like a safe bet in their eyes, so real time data is IT 

I’m betting on being able to upload my brain to the cloud soon and not being tied to my physical body.

As mentioned above, syndications may be your best bet for truly passive income, but you are absolutely ripe to make a bad decision on that because you don't have the time and will not be able to property vet the operator.

I'll bet it is going to be a good deal

Like Michael mentioned, your best bet for this would to be to have either a CMA done or have an appraisal done.

Your best bet is to allow them to break the lease and keep the security as the early termination fee.

You probably cannot legally build a taller fence so a trellis or similar is your best bet. 

Congrats - like the columns on this one!