Let folks know that when they sign on for the 3-day, they WILL be solicited (up-sold) for a program costing as much as a luxury automobile.

If your net worth is in the ballpark of 1.5mil there is no reason you need to have a note on your automobile @ $500/mo.

I am blessed because I [so far]am being blessed with the opportunity to live until I die. and I am having SO much fun playing with power tools, learning how to sand floors [ yes, I am using very special masks and all sorts of protection because of a supressed immune system] and I am getting ready to tackle repairing huge holes in the plaster walls that have concrete under them.

Or because she thinks it's infected with pestilence?

We are in a major recession nationally, you can’t expect that this area will be immune.

People who can't stop scratching may get infected.

Thankfully, this sort of thing makes my job easier, but it's a bit sad that banks aren't immune from piling it on thick with their own clients who often think their bank is looking out for them just because they've been with them a while.

Activity in the advanced decision-making part of your brain (the prefrontal cortex) is reduced, and your immune system and digestion are inhibited.

This is a very bad joke because I have a small baby at home and definitely don't want to infect my house with this MFs.What am i supposed to do?

It does not have to be a new car, but dude you better get her a automobile that accommodates her taking care of the kids if this is her primary job.