Hi @Jesse Couch, welcome to the community!  

And House hacking is really just couch surfing v.2 which is slumming with friends v.3 which was how we all got to live near the beach as destitute young bohemians.  

Even if the guest sucks they're not going to drive all the way back from Vermont to slash my couch cushion because I didn't give them 5 stars.

I decided to be proactive instead of sitting on te couch so Ill be flying from Philly into Houston to volunteer on the 16th.Do you have any non profits or charities that would need volunteer work?

You can go look at 25 couches or 25 cars.

When she did, that person got up from the floor, looked around, and sat on the couch until the PD started knocking on the door. 

When he falls asleep on the couch smoking, burns the place down and kills everyone you might rethink your priorities.

MF has less risk if done properly, advantageous financing and massive scalability. mic drop

While I was putting my tools away, the wife and her mother drove up to get the couch and loveseat. 

She is a big baby and she always wants my help to carry her onto the couch and bed.