Won't say it never happens, but I think the chances are slim and you can spin a lot of wheels trying to make this happen.   

I think you're going to be spinning your wheels and going nowhere with this strategy.

Flipping is not a great option right now if you aren't experienced because regular home buyers are buying a lot of the dumps and overpaying, spinning the market for trash homes up too high to make any money flipping.

They dig up deals that make a head spin ("what, where the F did you find this?").

My tenant moved out a couple of days ago, and when I walked through the unit, I discovered that he had removed the curtain and curtain rod, detached the room air conditioner, and caused significant scratches on the hardwood floor from the metal bed frame legs.

I took pre-existing ideas from other members, re-wrote them, and added my own spin to them and posted the draft below.

So how about we not spin and distort the facts. 

The idea of managing vending is enough to make my head spin. 

{head spinning}

It's going to be harder than you expect, more time consuming, and will feel like you are spinning your wheels for a while.