I build up a fat pile of cash and punch it in the face with all I got. $37k chunks usually.

Stu, are you going to grow a beard and get fat?

Hey @Leonard Bell, I like your plan but as you said, you are stuck. 

@Michael Leeson big fat no.

I did have one sewer line that had a belly and that sub came back and fixed.common things found.1. paint of course..  2. we are all crawl space  so debri in crawl and sometimes the HVAC gets loose and is laying on the ground3. some minor issue with the roofing.4. rare but happens something with electrical or plumbing. 5. scratchs in the floor6.

The back up seems to be that the tank filter was clogged by grease / fat.

They say pigs get fat but hogs get slaughtered.

@Pete Harper, I understand your conundrum, but there are few things I love better than a fat little greasy wad of cash sitting pretty in my hot little hand, stinking of sin.

Driving around I spotted a house in a decent neighborhood that had a fat FOR SALE sign in the front yard and a phone number but it's not a broker sign. 

C'mon, like our govt overlords like to say it can happen to any of us - Unless you're a public employee that can sit home at full pays in sweats for eight months of COVID and look forward to a fat retirement check I'm funding.