Consider installing motion lights and/or security cameras.

Install cameras and give any evidence to the police.

But I want to have camera.  

RE Campus seems very text based, and I would prefer to do an online course where an instructor talks to the camera...does this even exist?

Cameras, “the Ring”, lights on timers, etc are all means to help secure your home.

Security camera out front or inside?

Nest type thermostats, keyless deadbolts, connected smoke alarms, wireless cameras, bluetooth items, USB ports, etc.

Well I was a bit apprehensive about getting before shots in here because they weren't that great and were done on an old film camera, but here are a few I managed to "scan" using my cell phone:Above Left: the vacant lot behind the garage was a total jungle, the rear wall of the garage and roof was collapsing. 

I'm more likely to just wear a baseball hat with a camera on it for the whole year -- I'll talk to my accountant, maybe get a new one... 

I've now implemented a you shall be banned from the kitchen clause that people must sign, but it's not like I have internal house surveillance to know whose dishes they are.