the domino effect would prevent my sale, which would prevent my buy bla bla bla i need a drink!

I understand you are left with the mess and it cant sit - but there must be something you can do I.E put a lein on his remaining belonging (if there are any) bank accounts, cars, ect.

The result is that the LLC, which will own the property, ends up in the student's parent's name, along with the commercial loan since the student is ineligible (for at the time at least another 2+ years.)When it comes time to refinance/sell/etc. how can the property belong to the student instead of the parent, without "rebuying" the property from the parent?

The shed is large, in good shape, but has the old owner's belongings in it. 

DM and we can meet up for a drink around Logan Square

Solar is what appraisers call value in use, unless the appraiser is drinking too much kool-aid, or developing an appraisal of cost, not market value.

If that’s the case the tenant has to remove their belongings within 24 hours.

We would love to meet up with any (or all) of you for a drink sometime :) 

I actually think that if you are careful about who you place, you can actually get people who are likely to be long term renters.  

They all end up dead, and Guy from the Future that stumbles upon the last one wonders why the last guy thought a gold bar was worth a drink of water, since scientists had figured out how to create it from nothing, making it worthless.