Carly Couch from the Short Term Shop was my agent and she is fantastic.

A living room would be a couch two end tables and a coffee table.

Steady chipping away at it all is far better than sitting on my couch without any goals.

At that point, the Center for Responsible Lending might be forced to admit that the fire has spread from the couch to the entire house."

Hell I can jump up on stage with my headset and tiny mic and get a room of people fired up to employ my "ninja buyers list hack" vis a vis calling bandit signs and we buy houses websites.  

Like geocaching, it gets folks off the couch, gets them out in the communities seeing new things, and can be a way to meet and hang out with people in the area.The basic premise is that the whole world is one of two factions (choose wisely when signing up), that there are portals set up at churches and points of interest (kind of anywhere there is a community sign), and you travel around to get points to level up by visiting or battling for control of the portals.  

Couch, TV, mattress, etc. throughout the apartment. 

Those that want to rant....man up and go find your own deals; then you'll have nothing to complain about.I'll just go ahead and assume you dropped the mic prior to leaving the stage.Mostly unrelated to Jerry's post, buyers, do you ever inquire with wholesalers to determine how they acquired the property they are trying to flip to you? 

Now, we have a tenant that has a retired greyhound, who spends her retirement lounging on the couch.

We don't just change sheets and scrub floors, we deep clean the kitchen and bath, wash windows, vacuum every square inch of floor, use lint rollers on our sheets, water plants, organize books, dust the blinds, wipe down all hard surfaces and couches, and more depending on how messy the guests were.