Perhaps you were just using this as an example to express that you are well capitalized, which is great!

I JUST WANT TO EXPRESS TO EVERYONE THAT IM NOT LOOKING TO GET THIS ROCKSTAR AMAZING DEAL UNICORN PROPERTY THAT TAKES ME 6 MONTHS TO FIND BECAUSE I HAVE UNREALISTICS GOALS AND EXPECTATIONS.

I have gotten so much help from so many people and have given my help to others as I have gained experience; however, as @Joe S. has tried to subtly express to you, you should find your “mentor” organically  by attending meet ups or REI groups and connecting with someone, or reaching out to an individual who you notice posts ideas and thoughts you find interesting.

In the BRRRR calculator, I don't believe there's an intuitive way in the "Purchase Loan Details" section to indicate and calculate that you're borrowing the funds for the purchase and the rehab from different lenders at different terms.For example, if you were purchasing the property with a hard money loan, but using a private money loan to cover the rehab, the calculator doesn't really have the ability to express that.

I don't think there is any point in shedding more light on this issue as you have clearly expressed your stance. 

They expressed their "wait" time for accepting applications is 4 years from date of discharge.I was considering using lending tree as a means of being guided to lenders that may vary on their "wait time" but wanted to ask here if there is a general wait time for obtaining a HELOC?

I have connected with one realtor there already but I have not expressed my plans or goals to her though.

I’ve had a company express their intent to be back in the spring.  

With that said, long term tenants seem great and expressed interest in staying if there are no changes and transfer of ownership. ...

They both expressed interest in avoiding putting their home on the market if possible and are looking for a private sale.