Kind of reminds me of a less arrogant version of the "I Am God" speech from Malice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?

I thought that was rather clear, does freedom of speech protect those that yell fire in a crowed, darkened theater when there is no fire?

No speeches. 

The house had several floor joists and trusses in the attic that were cut through in order to run venting and pipes that needed to be shored up, some rotted subflooring that was discovered in the bathroom, some drywall needed to be replaced, the whole house was repainted, added a water softener due to the hard water from the well leading to discoloration of the tub, and upgraded the fixtures to make it look nicer.

Can you do a walk-though and recognize foundation issues, truss issues, sewer line issues, electrical panel issues, etc?

Hope to hear from you.Reggie Truss

I can not be sure from your vague description of the cracks but since you are in a cold climate area what you are most likely experiencing is truss heave.

Think "elevator speech". 

My name is Christie and I'm a speech-language pathologist by trade, but I will soon be supplementing by taking all that I'm learning here at BP and purchasing my first property within the next year.  

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