Then I looked at the map of them out of curiosity, and Im absolutely shocked to look at some of the locations in my area on the map. 

I was shocked to see the huge response and interest, 4 showings in one day, etc.  

I was a little shocked how expensive it was.

As far as a conversation with the tenants goes, I think I was too shocked that people would put down rugs in a yard.

I just added an Excel Spreadsheet column to give me my current Cap Rate and was shocked. 

That you'll likely need to do on your own unless you can offer some value to a partner here on the ground.I'd be shocked if anyone is going to just offer their time, expertise, and hard work to you simply because you asked (I personally won't).

Ideally, nothing should be plugged into that receptacle except the fridge so people are safe from shocks related to ground fault.

The data in the report usually isn't shocking or surprising and the numbers are usually very "average" if an expense profile needs to created for the subject (like new construction properties). 

I was shocked my coworker got one for his property in a decent-sized town that is only 45 minutes outside of New Orleans. 

They will also consume so much more electricity i will shock you.