Great way to learn while you are doing nightly dishes or working out (the 2 places I listen mostly because we have essentially no commuting traffic in Chico!

Cold water on unrealistic expectations dished out quite liberally here.

In that time, I would have to dish out a large monthly payment in order to not be behind. 

. - have a large storage area so you can store and replace broken dishes, linens, towels, coffee pots, wine glasses, all the things that WILL get ruined at some point.

How to cook a meal, clean the dishes, make the bed, how to keep the house clean, some basic maintenance around the house like mowing the lawn, and mock scenarios such as how to invite friends/family over and what would be expected ways to socialize.

If it's interesting dishes, then you could maybe make an offer to the owner for you buying a 'gift card' for monthly dinner for two for a year - that's 24 meals and add that the buyer will get 1 year of monthly dinner. 

Water Heater: $900 x 10 yearsRoof: $6,000 x 20 yearsAC: $6,000 x 15 years Furnace/heater: $3,000 x 10 yearsPaint: $2,000 x 5 yearsFlooring: $2,000 x 10 years (Laminate) Washer/Dryer: $900 x 10 yearsRefrigerators: $500 x 10 years Dish Washer : $350 x 9 years Am I underestimating the cost and life span of these items? 

We'll be using this same form to inspect your unit when you leave.Specifically, here's a list of items you should thoroughly clean before vacating:[ ] Floors[ ] sweep/mop laminate floors[ ] vacuum carpets and rugs (shampoo if necessary)[ ] mop kitchen and bathroom floors[ ] Walls, baseboards, ceilings, and built-in shelves[ ] Kitchen cabinets, countertops and sink, stove and oven--inside and out [ ] Refrigerator--clean inside and out, empty it of food[ ] Bathtubs, showers, toilets, and plumbing fixtures[ ] Doors, windows, and window coverings[ ] Other _________________________________________________________If you have any questions as to the type of cleaning we expect, please let us know.Please don't leave anything behind--that includes bags of garbage, clothes, food, newspapers, furniture, appliances, dishes, plants, cleaning supplies, or other items that belong to you.Please be sure you have disconnected phone and utility services, canceled all newspaper subscriptions, and sent the post office a change of address form.Once you have cleaned your unit and removed all your belongings, please call us to make arrangements to return all keys.

I'll probably end up washing dishes but i'll be there.

However this won't work because there are protruding ceramic soap dish and tooth brush holders hanging off the wall now, and I think a mirror at full length means it will be sandwiched between the wall and sink, it will most likely crack as I tighten and mount the sink against the wall...Plus it will be a big hassle to cut the holes underneath for the one drain, two supply lines and two sink mounting holes.