This is a little intense, but by far the best resource on the issue and he has some non-math posts in there (read his guide to the series here since it is otherwise 70+ posts and going): https://earlyretirementnow.com/safe-withdrawal-rate-series/The guy is a math/stats/finance background and re-does most of the analysis that drove the original 4% rule of thumb with even more thorough and clever approaches. 

BTW I also appreciate your clever reference. 

Regarding the FHA loan, is there clever ways to come up the 3.5% down payment for a rental property?

Besides, there are some legal and clever ways around the LLC that a good experienced trial attorney would already know.

People suggest this clever trick: open a PO Box next to your house and claim that a daily trip to check your mail is your first non-deductible business trip.

Good luck with this - it's a clever idea.

It is neither whimsical in the word it creates nor a mnemonic that cleverly reminds you of its meaning.Unless you are thinking of it in "rubs the tenant the wrong way.Just an observation for fun.Next episode, let's discuss the uselessness of "basis points."

There was some logic in it, and the way he presented the idea was quite clever.

well seems pretty clever and if its bait and switch like you think I would not work with that agent personally.

Beyond your standard cleaning services, I want a company that will be able to clean linens, clean dishes (in a dishwasher), but also make the bed and leave out/set up specific amenities.