There simply won't be any widespread adoption of Bitcoin as a replacement for fiat currency until the volatility declines to that approaching fiat currencies.  

We are still waiting for them to forward a check settling our accounts, months after cutting off business relationships.

They're spending tax-payer money, so they'll cut a check without batting an eye.Document condition before and after with photos, inspect regularly, and you should be fine.

. $600 a month chances are they could rent it and make a profit and if it doesn’t go up as much as they were hoping they could simply give the house back to you in seven years.

They have custodians that manage their money, and you are simply the beneficiary of that account.

Contractors like what is being described are simply not going to pay double or triple because of financing. 

Hey Chris, If your agent is only using RCM, they might not be familiar with platforms like Costar or LoopNet (which honestly should not be the case), or they simply may not have the budget to cover the upfront listing fees, which can get pricey.I’d circle back with them, address the plausible elephant in the room, and try to figure out a game plan to get your property on these other platforms.

Over the years I've noticed that it's very helpful to simply go visit in person your city of interest to get a better understanding of the market and the people that live there. 

Have you paid their standard fee (or beat them up to lessen it further) or a premium to cut the line when updates or revisions are needed?

If you are considering using a more commercial method, such as a DSCR loan, those products are simply reserved for commercial use and not personal.