You'll usually find a table full of gray haired guys talking shop with him. 

Traditionally, DSCR loans that allowed STR have always wanted DSCR to be calculated on long term rental rates OR 12 months of actual performance or some heavily hair cutted version of Air DNA and all of these products would price gauge on rate.

Not sure about the context here... a W-2 and 6 rentals might seem steep... but were there a bunch of hair on your rentals?

GeoLet me give you  some "gray hair" advice.

Some people are allergic to rabbit hair so I would need to get the air ducts and entire house deep cleaned if the tenant moves out. 

Not sure maybe, maybe cause I have more hair than you.Jokes mate and appreciate your reply.Agreed 

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Hair dressers “rent their seat” in salons all the time.Now a residential property owner may not want their property used as a quasi hotel, but suggesting there is no reason that someone could do something absurd like leasing an asset to use in a buusiness is rude and demeaning.

If your current floor was peel & stick, you could easily use a hair dryer to soften the adhesive of the damaged tiles, lift them up and drop in new replacement tiles.

An example of not recession resilient would be a karate studio or hair salon, things consumers cut back on when times are tough (and now you, the property owner, aren't getting rent, and thus might have challenges making your mortgage payment).