You guys don't even know the property I'm looking at. You know no information- not where it's at, not market prices, not anything. And you have no idea how I run my systems. You cannot make a judgement. It is laughable that you are calling this a bad investment with zero information.
Also, $550 mortgage payment already included the taxes and insurance in the escrowed mortgage calculation. Tenants pay all bills, too. I have money saved for reserves and maintenance, but this is a very low maintenance place.
I am well aware of the expenses incurred in a rental property investment. I have some myself (and cash flow pretty well). Actually, I calculate everything very conservatively, and I only pursue something if I think I can get it below market value. I don't have to prove this to you. I simply wanted a question about loans answered.
And the bank account analogy? Seriously? Is someone going to sign a binding contract to put money into my bank account each month? because that would be a more appropriate analogy. Say I owe $800 a month (for the first 3-5 years only, mind you), I would bring in $950-1000 a month, then I would have someone PAYING THE MORTGAGE AND EXPENSES (minus repairs/maintenance) for me. And if an expense pops up or I have a vacancy or eviction (unlikely because of the area and because I have good tenant selection criteria), then I will take the negative cash flow for a month here and there.
That is basically one of the foundational upsides of rental property investing- have someone else pay and build equity for you. I am not banking on appreciation, but I know this property is under market value as it is. If it doesn't increase in value when the time comes and I do want to sell it (I plan to hold this one for possibly decades), I've just paid down thousands and thousands on this loan on someone else's dime.
I'm not gonna give out any more personal information or hints at what this property might be. And I'm probably not gonna respond to subsequent posts unless someone wants to help me achieve my loan objectives- which would be greatly appreciated. I've already gotten needlessly worked up and wasted too much time on this reply.