Prospect 1:
"I'm earth friendly, professional, employed, positive, no pets, no smoke but I cannot provide my SS# do the the nature of my job (government) etc. But I have excellent references."
I really wanted to ask him if he was a secret agent.
Prospect 2:
Called and rambled about his 5 kids, and how they want to change the world and they throw all these charity events and they're on government assistance and smoke and have support animals but their voucher will cover rent etc
While he's rambling I try multiple times to tell him the property is pending but he doesn't seem to hear.
He ends the call saying he's going to apply and I say "You can apply if you want but the home is pending."
He submits the application an hour later and pays the $50 to get credit checks done. I spend the rest of the day stunned that they would throw away $50 when they hadn't even seen the home - then I send out an email explaining we went with another applicant (you know... the one I said was already pending??)
He responds: "I thought that I had a chance, but I must if that is the case then there is no use in running the background check I would like to know how I can receive the money I paid for the background checks if it was way to late to even apply."
I just... can't.
Prospect 3:
A single guy pulls up to the house in a really nice car and is dressed really nice.
Him: "What's your pet policy?"
Me: "What kind of pets do you have?"
Him: ".... well... it's... a uh... dog."
Me: "Ok, what is the specific breed?"
Him: "uh... well.... ... ... it's a mix."
Me: "Uh huh, what kind of mix?"
Him: "It's a pit bull. But he's really friendly."
Me: "We can't accept pit bulls. It's an insurance requirement, there's nothing I can do about it." (This was in the rental criteria he'd already been sent)
I thanked him for coming and moved on to another prospect while he just stared at me. A few minutes later he walked back over while I was talking to someone else.
Him: "Ok, so what is your credit policy?"
Me: *thinking WTH I already said no* "Well, it should show a history of responsibility paying your obligations."
Him: "My score is really low... like 400 or so."
Me: "Well why's it so low?" (Now I'm just wondering where he's going with this)
Him: "Well, I had a few bankruptcies and evictions."
Me: "Evictions? Did you say evictions?" (Not sure how we jumped from credit score to evictions but ok, he's just volunteering everything)
Him: "Yeah but like just 1."
Me: "Ok we can't accept evictions within the last 7 years."
Him: "Ok but all my evictions were more than 7 years ago."
Me: "Ok if you have more than 1 eviction that's a hard no, no matter when it happened. All our rental criteria is in the email I sent you."
He then stared at me intently for a few minutes before running to his car.
Is this real life?