Man I thought I was the only one.
Family asks if I can move the like new washer and dryer to the shed so they can put their in from storage. Ummm. no.
Same family (guy with no teeth, a felony and a drug misd.) asks if he can put up a fence in the front, tear down the kitchen wall, etc. My response was, I think you might be more happy buying a house than renting one from others, with all your remodeling ambitions and all.
Have had people ask to pay me in appliances as long as I discount the rent for them. Gee thanks buddy...
Do you accept Section 8 is my favorite. That and the people who want to argue with me about no dogs policy. What about a small dog? Is it a dog? Well, yes, but...Sorry, no dogs, I'm sure you can find a place that does allow your dog though. Good luck to you...
I think a lot of these people forget that considering I charge well below market rents, people are beating down my door to rent for me and since I'm the owner, they can pound sand.
My favorite with contractors besides getting them to show up is: them showing up late, after going silent for a week before the appointment, and wondering why I'm not there after a week of trying to confirm with them but not getting a hold of them. Oh, my cell phone died. Great, what about your email? Did that die too, because I've been trying to get a hold of you forever.
Then they sit there for an hour waiting for me to arrive instead of beginning measurements, etc. Then they forget some of the measurements and we have to come back to get them and then go back to the store. Then they take 3 hours to try to install a dead bolt lock on a new door they are installing and can't figure out how, then tell me they need to post pone the job because I cost them an hour while they where waiting for me.