Gaaadamnit It's That Damn Monkey Again!

[Jerryll Noorden]

Hi hi,

Sorry.. me again. 

Just wanted to share the fastest wholesale deal I have done. It has the lowest fee we ever made :/  but it was the most effortless one to date.

So first.. I have to share this very important thing with you

I

HATE

FRIGGIN

WHOLESALING

WITH
A
PASSION

OK now that that is out of the way....

Want to know why I post my success here? shhhht. Don't tell anyone. To brag? nahh.. for admiration? pffft who cares  what anyone thinks about me (good or bad).

Then why oh why?

 SEO HAA!!! I get soo much traffic from this lil BP and I am greadily funneling it all to my sites!

And of course those that helped me when  I was the little guy... my turn to help .. so I wrote every step down getting this paycheck the second I took that step. So it is in a diary form. SO if you want to learn, follow my steps, what I did, and get a check in weeks? Dream on! (although I got this check in a week ^_^)

If you want a check in months.. good! Ask me how! I can't post any links here where it is all written so you will have to ask!

Merry December everyone! $9,000.00 

Do you know how many times I can go to KFC with this check?!

So how?

Easy, 

well let me do the short version (Ever seen Princess' Bride?) NO?! You do not deserve to live! 

Seller went to my site

Seller said hello

I said hello whaa choo wauwnt!

He says, I sell house to yoo?

I saiys OK! Wait. I saiys NO! I wholesale!

He sais. hey what is WS.

I saiys I HATE WHOLESALING but  is good foh yoo!

He saiys OK.

We sign contract.

I sent contract to buyers.

Nothing happened.

I realize I sent contract during thanks giving.

So I wait a few days. I sent contract again.

Peoples fight over contract.

Someone puts deposit down  immediately.

I saiys. You win.

We close

I am money Rich!

There!

Now I am Off to florida to violate my grape vines

SEE YAH!