No experience, but can I be a "coach" if I buy a tie?

[Jeff NA]

So this whole investing thing sure is work. Taking that into consideration, and from looking around at what seems to be 80% of the people here at BP, I was wondering:

If I start wearing a tie and get a serious looking picture of myself, can I start calling myself a Real Estate Coach? I've been reading stuff about how to invest for years, and would have no problem repeating it in exchange for money. I can even paraphrase!!!

I mean, if Than Merrill is out there doing it, then anyone can, right?

[Christopher Davis]

I tried this Jeff, it was disasterous.
My tie got caught by a passing garbage truck and I was nearly dragged to death. Luckily the clip on the neck finally broke and I tumbled into oncoming traffic.
It's back to cargo shorts and houses that smell like cat pee.
ahhhhh.