Funny stuff you find on Craigslist

[Nick J.]

So I was looking on CL and came across this below. It reminded me of someone MikeOH would have to deal with. After reading that, how in the world would anyone actually WANT to rent to this girl, I removed the phone number for obvious reasons. Read on:

I just turned 18 and am needing a place ASAP I have been living with the babies dad and stuff hasnt been working out cops have been out multiple times in the past week even because of him threatening me and pulling weapons on me yet because he hasnt actually done anything cops wont do anything about it. I dont have much money to offer only some as a down payment on a place but not a huge monthly amount i can however cook, clean, and watch your children if you have any I was a nanny for 2 almost 3 yrs after i graduated highschool 2 yrs early and before i got pregnant but now i cant do it with the family i use to because i moved out of city and have no car, but i will watch your kids full time if needed as well as cook and clean for a place to stay. My boyfriend and i are just really needing a place to stay and very fast i can move in any day but he wouldnt be there for 2-3 weeks because of his situation which i can and will discuss if you want to know neither of us drink or smoke or do drugs we are pretty quiet laid back people and follow any and all rules given we are only needing a place for 2 to 3 months im 13 weeks pregnant right now and would definately be out before the baby is born as i understand most people dont want a crying baby in the house so it would only be short term til we get on our feet and get our own apartment we can provide our own furniture if needed and are very serious about gettin a place as soon as possible PLEASE email me through here or give me a call at [Removed obviously] anytime if your serious about renting us a room for cheap or in exchange for cooking cleaning and childcare or whatever else you can think of he can also do yard work and some handy man stuff if needed thank you very much for reading my post and look forward to talking to you soon =) oh also i do have a cat but she can not come if you wont allow pets but if you do its a plus and if not i do have a friend that will take her