What Did Your Parents Used to Say to You as a Kid?

[Scott Trench]

My Parents used to give me all sorts of random advice.  I'd love to hear some of the funnier/more meaningful ones that you guys got/give to your kids.  Here are some favorites we talked about here at BiggerPockets today:

"Stop slouching!"

"Stop trying to rile up the dog!"

"I don't know, go ask you father/mother!"

"If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that!"

"crayons are not meant for the wall!"

OK - your turn, let's hear some.