Do you ever have tenants that are completely clueless?

[Paul Sandhu]

Yesterday a new Indian engineer moved into a place with 2 other engineers that had been renting from me for the last 3 weeks.  The first thing he asked me was "Who will be preparing my food?"  I told him the stove is over there, and all the cooking utensils are in the cabinets.  Then he asked me how the stove operates.  I showed him the top loading washer and front loading dryer.  He didn't know which was which.  Then he asked me what to do for water.  I'm pretty sure this was his first visit to the U.S.