Airbnb house rules - any ideas?

[Brandon McLean]

Hello, I'm about to furnish a house and put it on Airbnb...in the podcast about Airbnb, she mentioned her house rules... just wondering if anyone had a good list of house rules they'd like to share, or if we as a group can come up with some?

[Paul Sandhu]

I rent to temporary workers (contractors) at a local refinery.  My rules are this:

1. Don't park on the front grass, you may get a ticket.

2. No indoor furniture on the porch, I may get a ticket.

3. Put your trash in the outdoor dumpster, take the dumpster to the curb on the appropriate day.

4. Feel free to rearrange any furniture in the house.

5. No fighting in the house. Fight outside. Knock yourselves out.

I don't charge any sort of cleaning fee or deposit.  I have a nice looking lady that cleans the houses for free after the people move out.  She also lets me sleep with her.