Do your STR tenants have special talents?

[Paul Sandhu]

I've got 5 Mexican scaffold builders that moved into a place last week.  The week before that there were some strong winds that blew half a dozen shingles off the roof of my 3 story house.  I'm bad with heights.  I texted the Mexicans and asked if they could replace the shingles in exchange for a discount on their rent.  This is what they said:

Our knowledge is with operating heavy machinery.

Man lift, scissor lift, front loader, forklift, crane, 18 wheeler, 24 foot goose neck trailer, B52, Stealth bomber, helicopter, crop duster, bush hog, bob cat, but no roofing experience.