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Turnkey Dad hates the smell of cat urine and makes no money on the buy.  Penis Dad thinks cat urine smells like money and loves a well placed penis on a wall.  I just bought this one LOL. 

Purchase $80K, repairs needed $30K, ARV $170.

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Keep the penis, it adds value!

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