Im looking for a bank statement loan program for selfemployed

[Ty Ottaberry]

VIDEO TOUR OF THE PROPERTY 
I ALREADY HAVE ALL OF THE MATERIALS NEEDED SET ASIDE TO FIX ALL OF THE MINOR REPAIRS ON THIS PROPERTY. I'VE BEEN GATHERING IT ALL FOR MONTHS LIKE A SQUIRREL PREPPING FOR WINTER JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PROPERTY TO COME ALONG SUCH AS THIS ONE LOL.

THIS PROPERTY IS IN TO GOOD OF A LOCATION TO LET GO.
I DONT CARE WHAT IT TAKES.  

I HAVE GOOD CREDIT 
I NEED A GOOD LENDER THAT WILL WORK WITH ME 

WHEN I 1ST STARTED WORKING FOR MY SELF I TOOK THE WORST ADVICE IN THE WORLD FROM ALL THE UNEDUCATED SELF EMPLOYED LOWER MIDDLE CLASS TAX ACCOUNTANTS THAT HAD NO INTENTIONS OF EVER GROWING THEMSELFS OR THERE CLIENTS #justwriteeverythingofftheysay LOL

ANYWAYS THATS OLD NEWS. IM HIGHLY EDUCATED NOW AND KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO FIX THE PROBLOM,GET CREATIVE AND GET THE HECK OUT OF THIS SELF EMPLOYED FAST MONEY RATE RACE,  BECOME VERY WEALTHY AND LEGALY PAY NO TAXES. I JUST NEED A GOOD LENDER WILLING TO WORK WITH ME IN THE LOOPHOLE BANK STATEMENT PROGRAM TO ACQUIRE A 30 YEAR LOAN.  

OR I ALSO HAVE SOME GOOD LEVERAGE TO OFFER TO SOMEONE WILLING TO PARTNER WITH ME ON A MORGAGE LOAN. 
I HAVE A PROPERTY THAT I BOUGHT WITH CASH AND SOLD USING OWNER FINANCING FOR $10,440. IT CASHFLOW $174 FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS AND ITS ALL YOURS FOR FREE TO THE PERSON THAT PARTNER WITH ME ON THIS MORGAGE SO I CAN GET THIS PROPERTY AND CONTINUE GROWING MY PORTFOLIO. 

I.M ME FOR MORE DETAILS TO GET THE BALL ROLLING