How do I sneak inspections and appraisals into a contract?

[Mike Schorah]

How do I sneak inspections and appraisals into a contract as a cash offer?

Where can I find full unredacted text of a contract with a buyer that does this? Would a standard contract allow the buyer to perform various inspections, within reason, even if there are no contingencies?

Of course, I would not tell the buyer I’m doing an appraisal and inspection. I’d just say it was an inspection so I can plan for what upgrades/fixes I need to do on the house after closing. Is this a true enough statement? I’d call it an appraisal “inspection” when the appraiser visits the property.