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Ken Rishel#4 Mobile Home Park Investing Contributor
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At The Bar

Ken Rishel#4 Mobile Home Park Investing Contributor
  • Specialist
  • Springfield, IL
Posted

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding... I'm with the Government too. Are you federal or state"?

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