The Bigger Pockets Mount Rushmore

[James Wise]

Behold....The Bigger Pockets Mount Rushmore. A mountain of men so awesome at real estate that there are 5 heads instead of 4. These 5 men have amassed a stockpile of votes big enough to fill the hole left in your heart after your Dad never came back after saying he was going to the store to get some cigarettes. 

These 5 men are tough as nails. 

These 5 men season their steak with pepper spray.

These 5 men put hot sauce on their cereal. 

When Elon Musk gets to Mars, one of these 5 men will make him fill out a rental application.

When these 5 men enter a room, they do not turn on the lights, they turn off the dark.

These are the 5 men whom the monster under your bed has nightmares about.

@Jay Hinrichs @Nathan Gesner @Russell Brazil @james wise @joe villeneuve 

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It's silly to ask, but if you've got a Bigger Pockets Mount Rushmore that differs from the one seen here with the 5 G.O.A.T's....Who's on it?

[Nathan Gesner]

Why are the Top 3 all bald?