Wanted - Serious Investors Only!

[Ann Watkins]

Dear Newbie Investor,

I am no longer available to work with you. I’m sorry, it’s not you…it’s me.

You know what? No.

It’s you, it is you.

I am no longer willing to spend countless hours teaching you the ropes, (I know I said I didn’t mind but now I do) searching for great properties, in great neighborhoods, in great school districts because you don’t know your market. I am no longer willing to put together elaborate analyses to explain to you tax rates, price/sq. ft. and what the property will likely sell/rent for.

Because even though I do all that for you and then open countless doors for you to view these properties YOU newbie investor still can’t make a decision.

My time and efforts are rewarded by you then cuddling up to a wholesaler/turnkey or better yet, you decide you can only purchase that great home that is move in ready, at $.30 on the dollar because you saw it on a infomercial and they said it can be done.

Or it’s a $25,000 property and you want put $1000 into the rehab (because you saw that on an infomercial and paid for the limited edition manual which came with the free $499 solar powered calculator) and then want me to tell you that it will sell for $95,000. I’m not telling you that.

So, I’m sorry…but I will no longer take time away from my serious investors to help you become a serious waster of my time. Stop calling up helpful agents such a myself our rather my used to be self with your hard money loan talking about you got cash…no you don’t, what you have is a situation.

Get back on your computer and Google REIT….please.

Stop googling “investor friendly agents” because you Newbie Investor…make us the opposite of that.

You make us un-friendly, frustrated and prone to writing comedy to post on our beloved BP.

Signed,

“Ex Agent of the Newbie Investor”