Whats the sexiest business name for an REI?

[Frank Closer]

I've been missing sleep, meals, and showers between Kiyosaki, Trump, and Napolean Hill. This post is purely for ***** and giggles to break up the monotony before I burn out. Im a newbie in the education phase, looking to LLC this thang right out the gate, so whats the sexiest REI business name you've ever seen or thought about but it was too crass to actually name your business after...and shoot!