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I am drafting a speech and looking for a funny, short real estate joke to catch the audience right at the start. Does anyone have a good Real Estate joke? (audience of commercial brokers)
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I see a lot of general terms for programs tossed around on here - Private Money, Hard Money, Portfolio Loans, etc. The vast majority without any concrete information. In response, thousands of people on here are wonde...
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I got a really clever email from a friend and decided to turn it into a blog post.... as a community of entrepreneurs, I figured you'd all appreciate it:
How Dare You! How to Charge Your Friends for Calls, Emails, Te...
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Do you think it's appropriate to place a tenant whose primary source of income is from new memberships of a multi-level marketing company? What if the tenant destroys the air conditioner, let's say with a hammer, and...
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Investment Info:
Small multi-family (4-units) buy and hold, value add in Morganton North Carolina
Purchase price: $172,000Cash invested: $34,000Appraised Value: $260,000
What made you interested in investing in thi...
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January I plan on purchasing my first investment property. I have had an interest in REI for quite some time, and I've been lurking around on the site for a few months.I'm looking forward to unloading you guys with a...
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Hello everyone. I just got into real estate investing and I found this great resource after buying "The Book on Managing Rental Properties". Which by the way, it is an excellent book for those that are getting started...
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Are there anyone familiar on buying on tape, some know it as buying in bulk? Looking for more information on this strategy.
Chris
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I own one accidental rental and am looking to purchase a smf house hack in about 1 year in the Twin Cities / St. Paul suburbs MN area. I'm anxious to dive into this game but with a family that doesn't yet see the big ...
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Ok guys, due to Covid I have decided to expand my remodeling and home improvement business- For $75/hour, I will virtually walk you thru remodels, flips, maintenance/repairs, and improvements. Zoom, FaceTime, or Micro...