If you see me asking questions like, “How do I unclog a toilet with a shoelace?”

There are a ton of real estate coaches and most of them can't tie their shoelaces together BUT people continue to pay top dollar for their "services".

We are all running a race here, and you are doing well with your shoe laces tied together!

While talking to this inspector, I felt like the bullied kid who was pushed down the stairs and had their shoe laces tied.

Had to hold the property too.If you deal with the elderly, you'll get this, they may not really be hoarders as we think of them, but going through the depression meant you didn't through away a piece of sting that could be used for a shoe lace.

One of them stops to tighten up his shoe laces. 

But don’t tie your shoe laces before you start running. 

They had a shoe lace tied to the towel rack and to the mixer to stabilize it!!!

They will trip over their shoelaces running to play "Bend over Betty" for anyone with a fancier hat.Look at how Cadillac gets narcissists to part with their money.In reality, the narcissist is a defect.

The cousin (who is acclaimed to have graduated from Rice but honestly sounded like he was incapable of tying his shoelaces) has called twice.