We still need to monitor PH and it uses salt cartridges that the tub converts into chlorine.

If it is a higher end property I would provide bottled water service for the property but if its not a high end then I would provide a BRITA and have maintenance change the cartridge out every month as part of the maintenance. 

Just systemize the task so you have minimal time invested but ability to get your mailing done at the cheapest rate.Side Notes:Your stuffer should be able to stuff around 200-250 per hour with a folding machineIf your using an ink jet than train your envelope stuffer to refill the ink instead of buying genuine cartridges.

Most Gatlin guns are chambered for a centerfire rifle cartridge, and that's probably overkill for the backyard. 

So you buy a nice looking faucet set  for the upstairs bathroom , I have my plumber install it and overnight the cartridge blows out and floods the house . 

I will paint all, replace rugs (rugs are only in BR), replace any shutoffs that show any signs of wear, at least one shower cartridge needs change, change all blinds.  

True, I never built anything more than a treehouse when I was eleven, but technically a treehouse is a house so…All I had to do was work with Honomobo to finalize the design, get architectural drawings, receive HOA approval, get a county building permit, get a driveway permit, clear trees for a build site, find a logging truck to take those trees to a lumber mill, find a mill, find someone to take the lumber from the mill to my house, dry the lumber, take a semester of woodworking to learn how to make furniture, engineer/permit/build a septic system, get a well permitted and drilled, install a well pump, learn what a pitless is, install a water line from the pump to the foundation, install a pressure tank, connect the house plumbing to the septic and pressure tank, get the the power company to permit and install a podium for power on site, run power to the foundation, connect the power to the house, engineer a foundation, excavate, get two different sized steel wet plates fabricated, pour said foundation with wet plates mounted all at the same elevation in twenty-five precise locations, hire a crane, hire rigger, hire a welder, build a retaining wall because the dropoff from house to ground level was higher than expected, insulate the crawl space on my own by watching a YouTube video to learn how to load .22 caliber cartridges into a ramstead gun and shoot two and a half inch nails through insulation board into my foundation, badger a supply company until they finally delivered the right insulation board, get them to take away the wrong insulation board they brought that was broken by the wind and scattered into pieces all over the property, find an illusive 3x3 foot crawlspace door, learn how to use a core drill to make a four and a half inch hole in my foundation to install a code required fan to vent the crawlspace that my engineer thought was a stupid requirement and failed to tell me about, figure out what the hell going on when the Honomobo project manager tells me the measurements you gave him of the now poured foundation are wrong, have a panic attack, review plans with engineer, realized the project manager was mistaken, scream into the void, get the last available short term rental license application that had a thirty-day expiration window to pass all inspections, coordinate all subcontractors needed on install day, check with the sheriff about parking semi-trucks on the road, rent a porta potty, rent a dumpster, have coffee and donuts for everyone, oversee the Honomobo install crew that didn’t need overseeing, pass a blower test, pass state inspection, pass septic inspection, build a wooden curb to cover protruding rebar for an unpoured patio, build a temporary front door landing that could theoretically be be permanent so as to pass final county inspection, get a certificate of occupancy, pass the county short term rental inspection on the very last day before it expired to get the very last available license so that I could rent the house to make money in order to no have immediately have to sell, pour the sidewalk and patio.

They installed a new cartridge for the tub but it was still leaking.

They installed a new cartridge for the tub but it was still leaking.

Fresh unopened ink cartridge for longer stayers?