As for Ireland, you'll have to smuggle me over there: i keep saying i'll go back and see my family 'soon'...

smuggling is happening ————-3words

I am convinced the Canadians just have it on a different date to allow them another day to come over to shop & smuggle stuff back before Christmas :)

Bank robbery or smuggling, I suppose.

Those green Colorado plates = "possible marijuana smuggling" to any cop outside of Colorado. 

I've met more of these guys than I have guys who claimed they were (FBI, CIA, Treasury Department, "other" Justice Department) but would tell "just me" in this bar how they had the goods on Bill Clinton (notice I didn't put him on this list, sorry, PROFESSIONALS ONLY, no amateurs) for having (1) run the biggest coke smuggling ring in the US, (2) personally murdered Foster, (3) provided the gun that murdered Foster.

I'm picturing them shredding every roll into confetti, looking for what I must be smuggling.

It's a path where terrorists and rogue states can smuggle all sorts of things into the country.

If you're close to the border, or have a buddy in another state, see if you or they can smuggle you in some real TSP.You can pour the TSP solution down the drain to dispose it. 

Our sofas are slipcovered, as it is significantly less expensive to replace a set of IKEA slipcovers when a guest has smuggled a dog into the cottage, or allowed their child to eat grape popsicles on our sofa, than it would be if they stained the sofa itself.