If we connect next week I can also discuss this area as the vast majority of my rentals are in these areas.

As long as reserves are plenty sufficient!

I took out my phone and pretended I was talking to a potential investment partner and I explained to him the vast portfolio of various real estate investments I owned outright or with partners.

That same plan would be sufficient for your property.

For that matter, join the board (just make sure the O& D insurance is sufficient) and then strike when the iron gets hot.

I think MLS listing (at least in my area) as a dud, and a CL/ Zillow/HotPads listings as sufficient with expedient screening and showing.

They are small 2/1 units so I'm assuming 2-ton units should be sufficient.

Warning the tenant to lock up their valuables may not be sufficient if their "Rolex" turns up missing.

If you still disagree, you can always take the matter to the states insurance commissioner and they can help resolve disputes, although the vast majority of claims never get anywhere near this point?

Yes, there are a bunch of one off situations but for the vast majority of normalness, you don't work with the bank directly.