It has had 35 showings times and only one offer, which was a low ball.

It has had 35 showings times and only one offer, which was a low ball.

The banks/CO will send out their own appraisers and low-ball you for the DP.

I personally would not do this.. as to many cooks in the kitchen type of thing.. but I get it.. one advantage for sure is the accounting needed for PPMs yearly and the layer of SEC regulations IE when it goes bad and they do on occasion when your the sponsor of a PPM you have some pretty big matzah balls hanging out there..  

Real estate wise... the BRRRR consists ofBuyingRehabRentingRefinanceRepeatTherefore, once I get the ball rolling it will be hell trying to stop it.

@Francene Iaizzo without pre paid closing costs and escrows I would ball park around 2%.  

The other option is to put a water flow meter on the washer, then by determining the water usage for the make and model of equipment and the water usage per month I could calculate the number of turns per washer for a ball park calculation as to what the monthly proceeds should be.Has anyone had a similar experience and would the flow meter interfere with the operations of the commercial top load washer?

Use the cash to low ball and offer a quick closing.

When someone calls, talking like a goof ball, it indicates that they're not taking life seriously, so I try to avoid any drama that such a relationship might create.Give your new person small jobs. 

So you could certainly put in low-ball offers but you're probably going to get laughed at, if you get a response at all.