They celebrate paying off their outsized mortgage because for them it's a great life-changing accomplishment.They mourn when they have to leave the house that they spent so much of their lives in, like their cheap ticky-tacky tract-built place is an ancestral estate handed down from time immemorial and their lives are bound up with the soil it rests on.They fill their houses with just ungodly amounts of their crap, trying to own it more fully.They hire people to do the simplest jobs in their house because they're worried to death about structurally compromising the joint: "Oh no, if I replace this faucet and the faucet leaks there will be massive damage and a contractor will have to give me a quote and I'll have to file a claim with my insurance, and, and, and..."

Other houses in the area that have acreage are super cheap because they are not on the lake.

I know a few artist types who are there now for its proximity to BV, cheap rents, and great tacos.

It needs a lot of work so hopefully someone will buy it cheap and fix it up.  

I also have a teenager that I occasionally employ as cheap labor.

It's a lot of cheap, out of college Pakistan professionals.My suggestion is this; no one knows your market like you.  

It's dirt cheap to buy and install.

I've gotten ok results on upwork but most of those guys are using free or cheap tools to locate numbers so your hit rate will be low.

I found one. it's cheap and been on the market a while.

Wearing a good filter type mask,,,not the cheap paper ones would help.