Most buyers do not have access to traditional financing, however, they want to be home owners.

Not only would our CoC be insane, but it would give me access to some capital should I invest down the road in this market downturn or have some stashed away as extra reserves for vacancies or emergencies during the COVID-19 crisis.

So whether thats knowledge, hustle, experience (contractors are always in high demand), relationships, or a deal, try to do things that would make you more valuable to partner with someone who has money or access to it. 

We had photos done right before Shelter in place order, and a video walkthrough by seller once we knew no in person showings were allowed.Fingers crossed, lots of hurdles to cross with appraisers, inspectors, etc. gaining access.

ie it cuts off a driveway or access to dumpster?

Most of the time though, I find the language is pretty accessible, it's just that the documents are lengthy and it takes time to go through them, time that most people prefer not to spend.I urge you to buck that trend and sit down and actually plow through the documents.

Can anyone comment, just for my own morbid curiosity, if they think cutting off cable access would be considered a self help eviction?

And certainly the tenant can allow access to the appraiser.  

From what I understand from associates in the industry, they have problems with hackers getting access and listing the property on craigslist.  

Conventional and FHA, are pretty nuanced, but working with a broker with access to more lenders is never a bad thing.