You may get an excuse like they lost their phone etc.

We screened the tenants over the phone, via their online application, by interviewing their bosses and current/former landlords over the phone, looking at their social media, background check etc. without coming in physical contact at all.

Effective troubleshooting over the phone can be hugely helpful to this to avoid having to dispatch over something that the tenant can be easily walked through.

The world is a broken place so no perfect solution exists.

Phone numbers can get added after you get the list.

They’ve broken 4 windows, the storm door, damaged siding, ripped a 4 foot by 3 foot hole in the bedroom wall, and mangled the floors.

One of them called me a "slum lord" and said I need to "go back where I came from" all on text because he wont answer my phone calls.

This should keep your pretty close to the action, it is just more phone time versus on site time.I would also reach out to some agents, maybe someone like Mathew, and offer some cash to walk the property and report back. 

He had left one working window A/C unit, a bunch of broken furniture, and 6 kitchen cabinets were stuffed full of plastic grocery bags. 

Then I can forget about it until my phone pops up with a reminder to reach out.