The smell of them smoking on the porch is straight out of a cheech and Chong movie... it’s very potent.

This sounds like the start of a bad movie.       

I buy foreclosures and distressed, so during the initial rehab I'm always finding porn, drug paraphernalia, occasionally falling through rotten floors, evicting wild animals, discovering termite damage, etc. 

More specific ideas for business that still operate these days: scrubs shop, medical equipment, bikes shop, pet stores, hardware stores, nurseries, beauty supplies, dollar stores, cannabis store (if legal in your state) or CBD products store, vape/smoke shops, doughnut stores, Fitness equipment store, pop-up COVID testing centers.Bonus round:If your location has a big parking lot, you can set up a "movie drive-in" on some nights and have the businesses in the strip serve the food/drinks.

For the past three years, I've made a career in China acting in Chinese T.V. shows and movies (learned Mandarin while over here).

Movies?

If you want a more concrete list, some of the worst ways to spend money (in my opinion):Going to the movies, buying drinks out regularly, trendy home decor (that will soon be out of style), buying a new car, eating out regularly, impulse buys (of basically any kind, to include travel unless it's an insanely good deal), books you won't read (if you know you'll read them it's fine), anything to "keep up with the Joneses", basically anything that won't last. 

Watch a funny movie, have a glass a wine and acknowledge the things you are KNOCKING OUT THE PARK!

Haha definitely not ready to get married just to make our rent collection and future taxes less of a hassle, but essentially we would like the rental income to be received "on the record" to both of us, if not instead something like an LLC.So you're ready to live together and run your real estate business together, but marriage...it's just too soon.You know those horror movies where Brad and his girlfriend hear the grunting noise in the barn and decide to go investigate together?

dont agree. one person downloading child porn can expose you to potential trouble.That is like saying you don't need insurance because you haven't had a fire for lawsuit yet.