Finding a place and career for myself was and is extremely difficult.

@Stefano Mitrano considering you are responsible for water, your water bill will be extremely high by adding a w/d.

The position was EXTREMELY low paying, however, and wasn't one I particularly loved doing.

@Dennis M.You should come down sometime if you’re near Baltimore I’m just looking at everything from afar for example Baltimore is in between two highly priced and progressive markets which are DC and Philly so to me it’s kind of a no brained to come and pick up some of the properties here before the same thing happens and while they’re extremely low in price.

@Benjamin Storrs I'd say it's worthwhile because they provide protection that other things like insurance simply can't, and they're extremely cheap if you look around (some attorney's offer them for free). 

Because of this landscape, the best solutions for serious RE investors are - believe it or not - are two extremes: either free Excel/GoogleSheets apps or expensive custom system.

To go alllll the way through with it to where a judge actually tells them to move out or else is extreme.

I really like your attitude and strategy about this because you've taken a potentially difficult issue and made it extremely simple.

It would be unfair for me to increase the rent to that extreme.

The most extreme remedy you asked about is rescission - the court undoes the contract and attempts to put each side back to where they were as if neither entered into the contract.